Tim and Her.. This is what friends are for these days...

Her: So whats up

Tim: nothing, this fucking heat

Her:and you message me to tell me there's nothing up, thats so much like you, so...whats new and exciting?

Tim: Nothing...

Her: awesome... we're making progress here

Tim: went to the beach yesterday

Her: are you tanned the right way? or is your ass still pale white

Tim: the ass is white and bonita

Her: you mean.. bonitO. do NOT.. destroy my language. if you dont know it, dont speak it. thanks

Tim: ahhahhaah your language blows

Her: you blow.

Tim: nobody important speaks it

AND THIS IS WHERE SHE FELT LIKE TALKING A BIT MORE...

Her: oh that's why american schools teach Spanish. because it blows and nobody important speaks it. I thought it was because most northamericans don't care to see beyond their stupid airfilled with egos and of course that idea of them being better than the rest. Of course i mean.. how come i didnt think of it. They also cant write for shit but that must be cause nobody important can spell for shit
too...see they all say "i aint becoming a writer so i dont need to spell well or speak another language, cause im so fly they need to learn ma Lang... in the min time ill just look retarded and spell even worse than a 3 years old and get colombian ass just cause ma blue eyes are irresistible"

Tim: they teach it,,,,,,but know one takes it, plus my eyes are green.

Her: They teach it,,,,,,but know one takes it<-- its NO ONE you moron, green.. blue... you all look like lab rats, makes no difference to me

Tim: damm, sounds like you had a bad weekend

Her: i just missed you (sarcasm)

Tim:did some boy not call you after?, whats up?

Her: im just mean..you know that..stop bitching

Tim: hahahahahaha ya, i guess not getting good dick makes a girl mean!

Her: oh my god.. my world makes sense again, you nailed it!, thats what i needed....dick..
my god, dont u have a brain?...jesus.

Tim: well, that is the problem, your not getting nailed

Her: and those are the words of the average northamerican man in his early 30's..
and this is why i dont like northamericans.

Tim: i am 29 until the 25th LOL

Her: i know you're counting the days :(... its a litlle sad.

Tim: si, because i made it to 30, not very many of the people i grew up with do!

Her:what all your friends died of stupidity before you? damn that must be hard to accept.
i guess you're the less stupid from the stupid herd, congrats...you made it!


Tim:and i am still handsome

Her: whatever makes you sleep at night

Tim: ya, i love you, and much as my pee burning

Her: ew..this is one of those moments that i wish i didnt live through (horrible mental image)

Tim: hahahahha...no, i wear a condom.....so its does not burn...so whats going on in your wonderful world

Her: nada just sitting here being an effing vegetable, more bitter than usual cause i cant find a job,
i broke up about a month ago with some guy i dated for 3 years so that doesnt feel too nice and now i hate humans.. so no..

Tim: dammmmmmmmm

Her: and being a lesbian was my last option but i even hate my own female organ so im screwed

Tim: there are bridges here that you can jump off of... sounds like your best bet!

Her: and you sound like you've never given advice before

Tim: what happened with the boy of 3 years?

Her: long story...end of the story...ill be fine...im too mean to die yet.

Tim: what about a new boy!

Her: i hate humans.

(Tim looks at the display picture of his chat mate)

Tim: hummm, so the pic of this dog? trying something new?

Her: that's my dog you idiot...its like incest....mixed with bestialism..... wtf is wrong with you!

Tim: hey, i just trying to help

Her: telling me to fuck my dog? or jump off a bridge?...what else you got genius?....humor me.

Tim: marry a negro

Her:i thought of that one too.. but they're scary..

Tim: You mean their parts are LOL

Her: ok im bored. bye.

Tim: Cya, dont wanna b-ya!

Her: You're so white its annoying...

Tim: I love you too.

Her: God loves me more. You loose. bye.


I really like Tim... deep deep down....

He's nice.